Are you ready, kids?
KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you.
KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain!!
♪ Ooh! ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪ Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
( Captain laughs heartily )
( playing airy tune )
( waves crashing, seagulls calling )
Where can they be?
They should have been here hours ago.
Arrgh.
Not a customer in sight.
If I don't make any money today,
I'll surely break out in a rash.
Yippee! Huh?
I'm rich.
Look, Patrick, eight gold doubloons.
Wait! I saw it first!
Yah!
Mine! Mine! Huh?
Boy, Mr. Krabs, you sure are sweaty.
What's this?
Where are the doubloons?
( laughing )
There are no real doubloons, Mr. Krabs.
It's a game.
The Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt.
Based on a real treasure map.
Take a break and play a round with us.
Yeah, come on, sweaty.
Have you finished cleaning the tables?
I cleaned the tables, Mr. Krabs.
Aye, but did you scrape
all the gum off the underside?
I already took care of it.
( laughs )
All right, lads.
Looks like you've shanghaied me.
My turn.
Five.
( blows raspberry )
"One of your shipmates has been a bad pirate.
Send him to the brig!"
Hmm...
it's off to jail for you Mr. Krabs.
Patrick, you're fired.
But I don't even work here.
Would you like a job, starting now?
Boy, would I!?
You're fired.
My turn.
One, two, three, four.
"Look for the deacon's goose
thru the fork in the old tree and head that way."
Well, I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone.
(gasps) Shiver me timbers.
( laughing ): Just kidding, Mr. Krabs.
I'm almost to the treasure.
Your turn again, Mr. Krabs.
I hope.
Fisheyes.
One, two.
"You are a real pirate.
"Go straight to the 'X'
which marks the spot."
You get to dig for treasure, Mr. Krabs.
Treasure?
There it is.
lt's the Flying Dutchman's treasure.
Gold, gold, gold. Mine, mine, mine!
Hey! Mr. Krabs is getting all sweaty again.
Rev up those fryers, 'cause I am sure hungry for one....
Help. Help.
My leg!
Can't you see we're closed?
Ready for another round?
This is my kind of game.
Hooray!
Six. One, two...
I win again!
Oh, that's 17 times in a row.
I think we ought to call it a night, Mr. Krabs.
I really got to get some sleep.
Oh, you can't walk out on me now.
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
See you tomorrow.
Huh? Who's there?
Come on, SpongeBob.
One more game.
I can smell the treasure.
Mr. Krabs, it's late.
Go to bed.
Good night, Mr. Krabs.
The wind is perfect, the tide is right.
Let's hunt for treasure.
Mr. Krabs, you got...
tread softly, lad.
If the Dutchman hears you
we'll never get his treasure.
But, Mr. Krabs...
I'll roll for you, boy. But, mister...
Eight paces north.
That's a good start, lad. But, mister...
One, two, three...
Mr. Krabs!
I want to go to bed!
Mr. Krabs, I'm sorry, but...
it's just a game, you know?
A game. That's right.
Of course it is.
My mistake.
I guess I got a little carried away, eh?
Though it is treasure we're dealing with here.
Sorry for disturbing you, lad.
Avast!
Pineapple ho!
Heave to and prepare to be boarded!
Oh, go home already.
I'm done playing that game, Mr. Krabs.
That's Captain Krabs to you
and this is no game.
We're going to be pirates.
Pirates?
Aye!
How'd you like to go on a real treasure hunt?
With a real treasure map?
Treasure? Treasure?
♪ We're gonna be pirates! ♪
Hey, hey, belay that skipping.
Pirates don't skip. Put on this pirate garb
so I won't be embarrassed to be seen with you.
Arrgh.
Oh, Patrick, look.
Peg legs and eye patches.
Now, don't you feel more like pirates?
Look, I'm Peggy the pirate.
Uh, oh...
I'm Blindbeard, the pirate.
Oop. Ow!
Arrgh.
Keep a sharp lookout, SpongeBob.
According to the map
we're close to the first landmark.
Really?
Can we see the map?
Uh... no.
Only the captain can lay eyes on the map.
Okeydokey, then.
Arrgh.
A pirate doesn't say "okeydokey, then."
A pirate says, "Arrgh."
Oh, okey... oop. Ha-ha-ha.
l mean... arrgh, Captain Krabs.
Captain, we're about to hit...
I mean... arrgh, Capt... uh, we're arrgh, about arrgh...
to hit, arrgh...
Out with it, man. Arrgh.
I, arrgh, think, arrgh,
he's trying, arrgh to say, arrgh...
Land.
Arrgh.
From now on, only the captain says, "arrgh."
Status report, Mr. SquarePants.
The whole ship is underwater, Captain.
Arrgh.
We're marooned, then.
Our treasure hunt will have to continue on foot.
This is it, boys.
"From the seaweed with two leaves on it
10,000 paces east."
But, Mr. Krabs, that seaweed has...
which way, Cap'n?
Ensign Patrick, which way is east?
Uh... let's see.
That way, cap'n.
9,997....
9,998...
9,999...
10,000.
Where's the "X"?
It's supposed to be right here.
10,000 paces east.
Oh... east?
I thought you said "weast."
"Weast"? What kind of compass
are you reading, lad?
This one, sir.
That's west, Patrick.
You're fired again.
9,551...
9,552...
Mr. Krabs...
we're tired.
And hungry.
Oh. So this is my crew?
You get a little tired and a wee bit hungry...
and you want to shove off for home.
Arrgh. That sickens me.
A pirate is not judged by the notches in his cutlass
or the size of his booty.
A pirate is judged by the loyalty of his crew
and without a loyal crew
what am I captain of?
Just a bunch of sand.
( sobs )
Don't cry, Captain Krabs.
Yeah, we'll be your loyal crew.
( both sobbing )
You'll stay with me, then?
BOTH: We'll be the most loyal pirate crew ever!
I knew I could count on you, boys.
One for all...
And all for one!
I'm so loyal
I don't even mind sleeping on the cold, hard ground
while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.
I'm so loyal
I haven't bathed in weeks.
But we've only been out for a few hours.
I know...
( snickering )
I'm so loyal, I don't want to sleep
till we find the treasure.
Let's see if the captain'll go now.
Captain Krabs!
He's not here.
Look.
The treasure map.
Only the captain can look at the map, Patrick.
Yeah.
Patrick, what are you doing?
Nothing.
Patrick, you're not supposed
to look at the map.
I'm not looking, I'm touching.
There's no rule against that, is there?
No, guess there isn't.
( squeaking )
Oops. Patrick, it opened by itself.
( both laughing )
( chattering )
SpongeBob.
Yeah?
Did you notice something familiar about this map?
You mean like that it's our game board taped to a piece of paper?
Do you think this is a problem?
( crew yelling )
Sneaking peeks at me treasure map.
That's mutiny on my ship.
So you think ol' Captain Krabs has gone crazy, do ye?
Not at all, Cap'n Krabs.
We don't think that at all.
I think that.
I'm going to throw you overboard for saying that.
( gibbering )
Oh, look.
It's the "X."
X marks the spot.
Wow. That game really is
based on a real treasure map.
Well, what are you waiting for lads? Dig! Dig!!
Dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig, dig.
We've got it, cap'n Krabs.
Ha-ha. Hand it up to me, lads.
Heave!
We've finally found it.
♪ The Dutchman's treasure. ♪
Wow. Wow.
SPONGEBOB: What are you going to do
with your share, Patrick?
I don't know.
How are you going to spend
your share, SpongeBob?
What shares?
You're not getting any of my treasure.
We found it together
so we deserve a share.
Well, I'm the captain
and I say it's mine.
What about loyalty?
All for one.
And one for all.
All for one.
...and one for all.
All for one.
I'm the Flying Dutchman.
Who dares wake the Flying Dutchman?
Keep it down, will you!
I'm trying to get some sleep. Uh.
All for one.
One for all.
( thunderclap )
Who dug up the Dutchman's treasure?
They did!
Arrgh.
So you two scallywags dug up me treasure.
Well, you saved me a lot of digging, you did.
So here's a reward for the two of yous.
Wow.
♪ Two gold doubloons. ♪
Wait!
I'm captain of this crew.
Where's my reward?
Hmm. I guess you're right.
A little something for your trouble.
Gold, gold, gold, gold.
Huh? Well, it's just a little plastic treasure chest.
♪ Plastic! ♪
Aye, but it's based on a real treasure chest.
( loud laughter )
Gee, Mr. Krabs, you're looking all sweaty again.